Prototype

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Platform

Vessel Profiles

The engine catalogs 22 vessel types; 8 are featured here with calibrated thermal conductivity, wall thickness, and material properties. The glass changes the drink.

Coupe

Glass
6
oz cap
4.5
oz fill
2mm
wall
38°F
chill
Conductivity0.01

The workhorse of up cocktails. Elegant, wide bowl, fast warming due to thin glass and stem heat transfer.

Nick & Nora

Glass
5
oz cap
4
oz fill
2mm
wall
38°F
chill
Conductivity0.01

Smaller, deeper bowl than coupe. Reduces spilling, slightly better thermal retention from reduced surface area.

Rocks

Glass
10
oz cap
3
oz fill
3mm
wall
40°F
chill
Conductivity0.01

Old Fashioned glass. Thick walls provide modest insulation. Low fill ratio — most volume is ice.

Highball

Glass
12
oz cap
10
oz fill
2mm
wall
40°F
chill
Conductivity0.008

Tall, narrow. High fill ratio. Ice column keeps drink cold but dilution accumulates over longer service.

Collins

Glass
14
oz cap
12
oz fill
2mm
wall
40°F
chill
Conductivity0.008

Taller than highball. Same physics, more volume. Long drinks with extended service windows.

Copper Mug

Copper
16
oz cap
12
oz fill
1mm
wall
35°F
chill
Conductivity0.9

Moscow Mule standard. Copper's extreme conductivity chills the exterior instantly but also transfers ambient heat back in.

Tiki Mug

Ceramic
14
oz cap
12
oz fill
5mm
wall
42°F
chill
Conductivity0.003

Thick ceramic walls provide excellent insulation. Slowest ambient heat transfer of any vessel. Ideal for crushed ice drinks.

Martini

Glass
6
oz cap
4
oz fill
1.5mm
wall
36°F
chill
Conductivity0.01

Wide V-shape maximizes surface area. Fastest warming of any up glass. Demands a well-chilled cocktail.

Thermal Warming Curves

72 F
65 F85 F
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Coupe
23.1 min
to reach 45 F
Copper Mug
0.4 min
to reach 45 F
Vessel A
Vessel B
45 F threshold

Impact on Service

Best Insulation

Tiki mug (ceramic, 5mm wall) holds crushed-ice drinks meaningfully longer than thin glass — up to ~50% in warm service.

Fastest Warming

Martini glass (thin glass, wide V). Up cocktails warm fastest here — serve ice cold.

Most Variable

Copper mug. Performance depends heavily on ambient temp and whether the mug was pre-chilled.